This message was brought to you by Flip Flops R US for Mitt Romney: Hello America, I'm Mitt Romney and I'm running for President. I know I've told you that our country is going in the wrong direction. But the facts have come out to prove me wrong since the debate. So I have changed my campaign platform to ROMNEY: OVER PROMISE AND UNDER DELIVER FOR AMERICA and I wanted to go over some of my new policies with you for my vision of America. I know there are some Americans who are against abortions and I agree with you. I also know there are some Americans who are for a womans right to choose and I agree with you too. I promise to pass, and veto, a law that gives women a right to choose, and illegal to obtain, an abortion in this country. I know some of you are concerned about my tax plan so I have come up with a plan to help all of America. I hereby promise to raise, and lower, taxes on the rich and middle class by cutting ,and upholding, all loopholes in the tax code. I promise to raise, and lower, the corporate tax rate. You can go to my website http://www.romneytaxplan.com/ for all the details. I also promise to get tough, and be easy, on China so our jobs will ,and won't, be shipped overseas. I also did, and didn't, mean what I said about the 47% of Americans. I admire, and loath, all the hard work, and laziness, you people endure everyday and I promise to work hard, and not care, for you. When it comes to health care in America I believe we can, and why would we want to, do better, because I like it the way it is, its just like mine in Massachusetts, for all of America. I do, and don't, think Americans should have to go to the Emergency room for the care you do, and don't, deserve. I promise to uphold,and repeal, Obamacare. I promise I will make sure Americans will, and won't, be denied coverage due to their pre-existing conditions. I promise to make insurance companies lower, and raise, your premiums so health care will, and won't, be more affordable. I promise I will strengthen, and destroy, Medicare and Social Security. I promise Americans will, and won't, have a choice for vouchers and I promise I will, and won't, turn Social Security over to Wall St. I promise I will, and, won't strengthen our reputation abroad by working with, and attacking, other countries. I promise I will, and won't, invade Iran. I also plan to uphold, and repeal, the Brady assault weapons law because I do, and don't, believe assault weapons are necessary for Americans. I promise to keep clean, and sell, our public lands and costlines so oil companies will, and won't, be able to drill on or near them. I promise to cut, and give, subsidies to oil companies so we will, and won't, be oil dependent and cut, and raise big corporate subsides to cut, and raise spending. I also plan to help, and deny, immigrants to obtain citizenship, and self-deportation, for themselves. We need to work together to make this a great country for all ,and the white, people. I have, and don't, have a plan to tell you how I'm going to do all, and lie about all, of this but I'm confident, and know better, that congress will work hard,and laugh their ass off at, the middle class's best interest. We can only work, and let me rule America, together, and by myself. I mean hey, whatever you want America, I just want to be President. I am Mitt Romney and I did and didn't approve this message. If you want more on how Romney agrees with all of America go to: http://www.roboromney.com/ also if you would like to see Romney question himself against his own policies you can watch this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZfXvFAeHVo It is highly informative and was also approved by Mitt Romney. Have a great Monday.
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